Recipe for crow mornay, from Australia: Take one crow; take one axe-head; place together in cast-iron saucepan, fill with water, boil like b*****y until axe-head is soft. throw away crow, eat axe-head or saucepan (to taste).

 what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs


still no Idea

 What do you call a deer with no eyes

No idea

  Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!"

  Two eggs in a pan of boiling water, one says to the other its hot in here, the other replies, wait till you get out they smash your head in

  When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the volume you desire; then turn it down 25 notches.

This will save your parents from having to do it

  What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

  When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the volume you desire; then turn it down 25 notches.

This will save your parents from having to do it

  Two eggs in a pan of boiling water, one says to the other its hot in here, the other replies, wait till you get out they smash your head in

  Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should get used to the idea.